Posted May 13, 2022
It's The Journey That Counts! Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "Wow! What a ride!" Anna-Grams
● Never paint your entire house at one time! It's been a minor disaster. A person accumulates so much (that had to be moved) in 22 years in the same house. Weekly Anagrams ● A free lunch = Chef: "Unreal!" ~ Mike Tully (2008)
● A trip down memory lane = No time warp, only dream. ~ Mike Mesterton-Gibbons (2012) ● "Diapers and politicians should be changed often -- both for the same reason." = Unappealing fecal odor, bad scent, and therefore booed. No sham - shit is shit! ~ Aronas Pinchas (2012) Weekly Quotes ● “At any given moment, public opinion is a chaos of superstition, misinformation and prejudice.” ~ Gore Vidal ● “Everyone has his superstitions. One of mine has always been when I started to go anywhere, or to do anything, never to turn back or to stop until the thing intended was accomplished.” ~ Ulysses S. Grant ● “Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.” ~ Adam Smith ● “Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.” ~ Helen Keller You Had One Job....
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