All For A Dead Man's Leg
Humorous Romantic Suspense Unable to orient myself, I closed my
eyes again and snuggled closer to the other body. If I was suffering from
hallucinations, so what? The person beside me turned over. Strong
arms wrapped around me. Mmm. Then Will kissed me again. I
knew it was Will. I recognized the lingering scent of his musky
aftershave spiced with a smidgen of salt from the ocean water, the firmness of
his lips, the muscled chest and slightly coarse hair. Everything I’d
fantasized about all day. This time I was breathing, so I responded with
enthusiasm. Nice. Really nice. Finally, he eased us apart and sat
up beside me. He placed his hand on my shoulder and gave me a little
shake. “Come on, Harriet, open your eyes. I know you’re in there.” With reluctance, I did as I was told
and smiled up at him. “How’d you know I was awake?” In the subdued light, his teeth
flashed as he smiled. “Well, let’s see. You stuck your tongue down
my throat and nearly chewed my lip off. That’s a pretty sure sign.” “Sorry,” I said, not sorry at
all. “I was dreaming.” “About what?” “I’ll never tell.” I adjusted
the covers around me, my face burning. Considering the fantasies I was
having, I must be feeling a lot better. “How, ah, did I get like this?” He knew exactly what I meant.
“I had to warm you up.” I propped myself up on my elbows,
making sure the blanket was tucked around my chest. “Warm me up for what?” My
imagination shifted into overdrive, running away with me. It must have
shown on my face. Maybe it was the way I was panting, not to mention the
drooling. He laughed as he climbed over me,
got off the bunk, and stood up. I was disappointed to see he was wearing
an ill-fitting pair of trousers that looked too short for him. Only his
chest was bare. “Not warmed up for what
you’re thinking. I mean warmed up as in not dying. You know, to
prevent hypothermia. Any other kind of warming you up might be a little
awkward right now.” He indicated our surroundings with a lift of his
chin.
REVIEWS Between The Lines (Rating: Memorable/Good)
All for a Dead Man’s Leg is a comical romantic
mystery. Harriet is a likeable heroine who
good-naturedly endures the griping, whining, complaining tourists, some of whom
can’t even say her name correctly. It is her kind nature that endeared her to
me as I read. She’s doing her best to keep things going after the death of a
tourist turns out to be more than just “a death.” Will Talbot, her hero, is a
true romance hero—to quote Bonnie Tyler, ‘big, strong, and larger than life.”
And it is Harriet who uncovers that sensitive side that he tries so hard to
hide. R. Ann Siracusa has done a great job weaving
this tale. For those who enjoyed Romancing the Stone, this is reminiscent of
the film. While the plots are very different, the story was in the same tone.
All For a Dead Man’s Leg is a good rainy day—or any day read. Night Time Romance Reviews (Rating: 5 Stars) Romantic Crush Junkies (Rating: 4 Stars)
Book 1 in the Tour Director Extraordinaire Series
My
name is Harriet Ruby, Tour Director Extraordinaire. At least I thought
I was worthy of that title until one of my tourists, Archie Philpot,
died in the middle of my first, solo European tour.
Teaming
up with William Talbot, a seemingly kind stranger who turned out to be a
spy in disguise, I tried to keep my tourists happy and unaware while
smuggling poor old Archie's body out of Morocco. I never expected my
newfound friend and helper to be the love of my life. It certainly
didn’t hurt that he was such a hunk!
But
before our romance even got properly started, we were chased by
terrorists, smugglers and murderers. Since my role model had always
been Tour Guide Barbie, I was out of my league and had to rely on Will
to get us to safety.
Little did I know that getting out of Morocco was just the beginning...
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07/18/09 By Lisa
Mitchell for Writers and Readers of Distinctive Fiction
06/21/09 By Estefanie Larranaga for Night Time
Romance Reviews
R. Ann Siracusa managed to keep me smiling
throughout "All For A Dead Man's Leg," and had me from the beginning
with this line: "Mez Harri Boobies." I just couldn't love
Harriet and Will more because no matter the danger they were in, both managed
to do some major banter and flirting.
This is a genuine gem. It kept me in awe with each new chapter.
From the middle to the end there's plenty of action packed scenes.
Harriet is determined to save a friend of Will's whether he helps her or
not. Here's to Harriet and Will for rescuing the good and catching the
bad guys. I definitely enjoyed the talks between Will and Harriet. Cute
nickname Will has for Harriet.
"All For A Dead Man's Leg" is an amazing romantic comedy with well
written action scenes mixed in, well written characters and storyline that is
well thought out. It's hard to find great humor novel. Ms. Siracusa
sure knew how to work this into an A+ charming tale. I definitely
recommend this top choice of the week! I don't know how much more I can
say, but that I love "All For A Dead Man's Leg" and give it a rating
of 5 stars!
06/19/09 By C.S. Morehouse
for Romantic Crush Junkies
Oh. My. Gosh. Reader get your self a hanky because “All for A Dead Man’s
Leg” is this years go-to romantic comedy is sure to have you shedding tears.
Tears of joy. Tears of laughter. Ms. Siracusa has masterfully created long
lasting and endearing characters that had this reader laughing through one
escapade to the next. Get ready to split a stitch and shed a few tears because
reader this story is too funny to not pass it on.
